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He saw himself rubbing that ugly damned thing - ugly but powerful - against his erect penis.
Desperation, page 256
Like his hardon was a mistake, too.
Desperation, page 253
Her husband was hung up like a fucking overcoat right behind them, but he was still getting a fairly respectable stiffy, especially for a man with possible prostate woes.
Desperation, page 227
Another, surely not Disney-sanctioned, showed Goofy pulling down his pants every seven seconds or so, revealing a large boner with the words HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK written on it.
Desperation, page 201
That was how he felt now, only there was no hardon, no tingling armhairs, no ecstasy, and no sense of terror, not really.
Desperation, page 173
His eyes felt like globes of electricity in chrome sockets, his stomach rolled, his penis filled with blood and stood up hard as a skillet-handle.
Desperation, page 172
…something else had come up. Probably his cock, at the sight of a raised skirt.
Desperation, page 77
He dropped a hand into his lap and wasn’t exactly surprised at what he found there.
Desperation, page 63
The Shining
447 pages
Final boner count: 6

The Shining

447 pages

Final boner count: 6

Her dress was full-skirted but he could feel her thighs against his legs from time to time and he had become more and more sure that she was smooth-and-powdered naked under her dress, and he was sporting a regular railspike.
The Shining, page 346